Charged Photons at the LHC at CERN?

Many of the experiments proposed to be conducted in the near future at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva Switzerland are designed to test the theoretical predictions of the Standard Model of Particle Physics. Some experiments will attempt to produce the elusive Higgs Boson by smashing protons together at the unprecedented energy of 14 TeV. Theories suggest that the fusion of either gluons or vector bosons will produce the Higgs Particle which would further validate the electroweak theory of Weinberg and Salam and support the idea that the understanding of subatomic particle physics comes from spontaneous symmetry breaking of local gauge symmetries and the invariance of Lagrangians under phase transformations.
Other experiments will search for yet undiscovered particles in an attempt to account for the invisible missing Dark Matter in the observable Universe that is currently believed to comprise about six times the matter in the Universe that is actually visible.
I believe in an alternative explanation for this glaring discrepancy between what is calculated mathematically as the expected dynamic behavior for the rotational speed of galaxies based on Newtonian and Einsteinian theories of Gravity and what is actually observed experimentally. This major discrepancy is a result of the unfounded assumption that Newton's Universal Gravitiational Constant G is actually a constant. I believe that the fundamantal constants of nature are actually the asymptotic values that are approached by these variable products and quotients of mass, charge, wavelength, and frequency of systems, and that the substitution of these variables into the equations of physics will reveal some absolutley fascinating facts regarding the connection between the forces of nature and the details of the interactions of the elementary particles of physics.
The LHC should reveal that neutral photons are comprised of oppositely charged massive particles and that it was previously not possible to measure these values of the mass and charge of photons simply because the accelerators and colliders preceding the LHC were not designed to operate at the sufficient energy to reveal such fine details.
The mathematics that results upon substitution of variables for constants of nature including Newton's Gravitational Constant (G), Planck's Constant (h), Electrical Permittivity (epsilon), and Magnetic Permeability (mu) shows that the electrical charge on each of the oppositely charged particles comprising a single neutral photon should be measured to be approximately 11.7 times the charge on the proton and electron. If and when this ground breaking discovery is made at CERN, the result will be the surprising and astounding conclusion that the missing Dark Matter in the Universe does not actually exist and that the incorrect assumption that G is a constant was what caused the belief in such a glaring discrepancy in nature. This discovery would demonstrate that the century old dream of unifying the four fundamental forces of nature is achieved by the realization that the constants are actually variables, and therefore the force of Gravity is actually Electromagnetic as are the Strong and Weak Forces.